a shiver of sharks

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by DS, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    sounds like a check in audit huh,
    how bout a conspiricy of ravens,that would be harassment.
    A pandemonium of parrots= every PCM
    A prickle of porcupines is letters for late air
    A study of owls...time study
    A rookery of penguins...founders day
    A wisp of snipe...some big shots are coming to visit
    add your own...
  2. area43

    area43 New Member

    Dude, DS that is so deep. Wow, your a poet. Let me get the secret erb and herb. Somebody light the insence. What wasted talent. Ok, I'll give it a shot.

    A toilet flushing solids.....Opps! flush twice its a long way to the sups office.
  3. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    Area, what about the black lights, the beaded curtain in the doorway, the lava lamp, the Easy Rider posters, the scent of brownies in the air.. (wait, that's my house I'm talking about!):ohmy:

    Did you hear about the center manager whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.

    He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.

    If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.

    At every executive meetings there's a chairman of the bored.

    A man given a watch at his retirement said 'it's about time'.

    center manager: You got your hair cut on company time.
    Driver: It grew on company time.
    center manager: Not all that hair.
    Driver: I didn't get it all cut.


    You're so tired, you come home and answer the phone with "Leave me alone!"

    You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

    You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.

    Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

    You sit down to dinner and attempt to "buckle in" (and hope nobody notices.)

    You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

    And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out .....

    You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

    Sorry DS, I tried. Just couldn't match your wit. :mad:
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    A covey of quail....all the drivers leaving in the AM.
  5. area43

    area43 New Member

    Sammie, my head hurts. Again, another wasted talent. I'll be right over Sammie, those brownies sure smell gooooood. Remember I have the smell software installed. Hey wait! Someone farted. uggghhh. Probably ol' Red. Thats one of the downsides. I'll bring the milk. I could use an escape from reality right now. mentally all yours area 34 oops 43
  6. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator