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Amazon Wants Suckers!
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<blockquote data-quote="Mutineer" data-source="post: 3628694" data-attributes="member: 69587"><p>Driver turnover is going to be dizzying. In a small van crammed with boxes, larger people are going to have a tougher time. And women are ALWAYS thoughtlessly getting injured or pregnant.</p><p></p><p>They'll need to hire scrawny, sinewy, never sick, quick healing little runts like me. Maybe I can sell Bezos my DNA so he can genetically engineer and hatch an army of his own delivery drivers. </p><p></p><p>Just feed 'em fruit, granola bars, beef jerky, Coca-Cola, and water. But NEVER show them pornography after midnight cuz they'll be useless the next day.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mutineer, post: 3628694, member: 69587"] Driver turnover is going to be dizzying. In a small van crammed with boxes, larger people are going to have a tougher time. And women are ALWAYS thoughtlessly getting injured or pregnant. They'll need to hire scrawny, sinewy, never sick, quick healing little runts like me. Maybe I can sell Bezos my DNA so he can genetically engineer and hatch an army of his own delivery drivers. Just feed 'em fruit, granola bars, beef jerky, Coca-Cola, and water. But NEVER show them pornography after midnight cuz they'll be useless the next day. [/QUOTE]
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