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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 172047" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>One of my retired UPS buddies reminded me of some stories I had told her eons ago when I worked in the Safety Department and that I had long forgotten about:</p><p> </p><p>A UPS driver delivering to "Starwood", where the movie stars live in Aspen, Colorado, accidently ran over one sprinkler head in Jack Nicholson's yard. We got a call from Mr. Nicholson's personal assistant who demanded that we replace the entire</p><p>sprinkling system on the multi acre spread...</p><p> </p><p>This is also the driver who claimed that many Aspen housewives thought nothing of answering the front door clothed in skin only.....</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Not amusing, but...Another driver dropped a package off in a window well one day. The 80 year old lady who lived there fell into the window well trying to retrieve it and stayed there all day. That night a neighbor heard her frail cries for help, thank God. Be careful where you DR!!</p><p> </p><p>And last but not least... A driver knocked on a door and when the lady answered, her vicious little poodle nailed the driver on</p><p>a rather sensitive part of his body and wouldn't let go...</p><p> </p><p>Think that's all for now...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 172047, member: 8657"] One of my retired UPS buddies reminded me of some stories I had told her eons ago when I worked in the Safety Department and that I had long forgotten about: A UPS driver delivering to "Starwood", where the movie stars live in Aspen, Colorado, accidently ran over one sprinkler head in Jack Nicholson's yard. We got a call from Mr. Nicholson's personal assistant who demanded that we replace the entire sprinkling system on the multi acre spread... This is also the driver who claimed that many Aspen housewives thought nothing of answering the front door clothed in skin only..... Not amusing, but...Another driver dropped a package off in a window well one day. The 80 year old lady who lived there fell into the window well trying to retrieve it and stayed there all day. That night a neighbor heard her frail cries for help, thank God. Be careful where you DR!! And last but not least... A driver knocked on a door and when the lady answered, her vicious little poodle nailed the driver on a rather sensitive part of his body and wouldn't let go... Think that's all for now... [/QUOTE]
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