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<blockquote data-quote="ol&#039;browneye" data-source="post: 307002" data-attributes="member: 14003"><p>I hit a duck while leaving our building one morning. I had to turn around and go back as it shattered the drivers window except for a perfectly round circle where the duck hit. My center manager thought it was rather amusing but made me fill out an accident report anyway. My description of the accident included the following-"I was southbound on the expressway and collided with an eastbound duck!" Question- "were there any fatalities". Answer- "only the duck". When I left with a different pkg car, the duck was missing from the side of the road. I guess someone picked it up!</p><p> </p><p>Actually I consider myself pretty lucky on this one. I had bits of glass in my lap and the round area of the windshield where the duck hit was right in front of my face! If it had been a 55mph zone instead of 40 I might not be here to tell this story today!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ol'browneye, post: 307002, member: 14003"] I hit a duck while leaving our building one morning. I had to turn around and go back as it shattered the drivers window except for a perfectly round circle where the duck hit. My center manager thought it was rather amusing but made me fill out an accident report anyway. My description of the accident included the following-"I was southbound on the expressway and collided with an eastbound duck!" Question- "were there any fatalities". Answer- "only the duck". When I left with a different pkg car, the duck was missing from the side of the road. I guess someone picked it up! Actually I consider myself pretty lucky on this one. I had bits of glass in my lap and the round area of the windshield where the duck hit was right in front of my face! If it had been a 55mph zone instead of 40 I might not be here to tell this story today! [/QUOTE]
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