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<blockquote data-quote="bacha29" data-source="post: 3544796" data-attributes="member: 58386"><p>I think I can help you. If you answer "yes" to all of the questions below you have nothing to worry about</p><p></p><p>1. Did you call off work less than 60% of the time?</p><p>2. Did you show up late less than 70% of the time?</p><p>3. Did you throw up on your co-worker or manager less than 3 times per week?</p><p>4. Did you have to go pee less than 10 times per shift?</p><p>5. Did you need fewer than 7 smoke breaks per sort?</p><p>6. Did you misload or improperly scan fewer than 50 packages per shift?</p><p>7. Did you come to work drunk or hungover 4 days or less per week?.</p><p>8. Did you treat your job with complete apathy and indifference?</p><p>9. Did you bang into fewer than a dozen parked trailers during your short time as a yard jockey?</p><p>10. Have you filed 10 or fewer workman's compensation claims during the past 2 months?</p><p>A truthful "yes" answer to all 10 questions will result in continued employment which could result in your first all expense paid trip to the Fedex Mind Control and Reeducation Academy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bacha29, post: 3544796, member: 58386"] I think I can help you. If you answer "yes" to all of the questions below you have nothing to worry about 1. Did you call off work less than 60% of the time? 2. Did you show up late less than 70% of the time? 3. Did you throw up on your co-worker or manager less than 3 times per week? 4. Did you have to go pee less than 10 times per shift? 5. Did you need fewer than 7 smoke breaks per sort? 6. Did you misload or improperly scan fewer than 50 packages per shift? 7. Did you come to work drunk or hungover 4 days or less per week?. 8. Did you treat your job with complete apathy and indifference? 9. Did you bang into fewer than a dozen parked trailers during your short time as a yard jockey? 10. Have you filed 10 or fewer workman's compensation claims during the past 2 months? A truthful "yes" answer to all 10 questions will result in continued employment which could result in your first all expense paid trip to the Fedex Mind Control and Reeducation Academy. [/QUOTE]
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