Astonishing BrownCafe Feat! The King Of All Posters! Half a Million!!!

[MrBates]

Congratulations to @ IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U, aka Gumby, Iron Guts, King, on achieving this amazing BrownCafe milestone of a whopping 500,000 posts! No one else is even close! Truly an epic quest of Herculean proportions! Onward...


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We should make a brown cafe custom "500,000 posts" iron on patch.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Like what?

I would think pretty much anything besides this.

 

[brownmonster]

Many of his posts contain more than one word.

 

[542thruNthru]

It's amazing how much spite is out there.
You would think people might have better things to do with their time than tear other people down because they don't share the same hobby.

Shut your face!

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Shut your face!

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

It's amazing how much spite is out there.
You would think people might have better things to do with their time than tear other people down because they don't share the same hobby.

That’s what makes it interesting...

 

[joeboodog]

Imagine if all of that time and effort were directed toward something more meaningful.

Says number seven on the list.

 

[burrheadd]

Couldn't do it without you Mods! @scratch , @cosmo1, and all the rest, thanks!

don’t forget chief mod @Indecisi0n

 

[joeboodog]

I would think pretty much anything besides this.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Says number seven on the list.

He only comes back when somebody else is getting close to passing him up

Fortunately for him @Brownslave688 is lazy

 

[BSWALKS]

Placed on @BSWALKS account at his request.

 

[Wally]

 

[Indecisi0n]

don’t forget chief mod @Indecisi0n

I am just a man doing my job. Not asking for hero pay but if the shoe fits....

 

[rod]

Doesn't matter. We are talking amount. Tremendous amount of time and effort involved.

Tremedous amount--Most tremendous amount of time ever--and effort? --just a tremendous amount. More tremendous than I have ever seen. He is just a tremendous person. Tremendously tremendous.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Covemastah]

BFD. I bet his lonely wife would like the feedah experience!!

 

[BSWALKS]

BFD. I bet his lonely wife would like the feedah experience!!

This would be just too easy, feedah.

 

[Poop Head]

BFD. I bet his lonely wife would like the feedah experience!!

Cleaning his cpap machine?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Cleaning his cpap machine?

What do you think it smells like?

 

[Ancient Alien]

Wow! Simple math says if he posted 10 messages a day, every single day to reach 500,000 it would take over 136-YEARS!

How is this possible?

Maybe a Guinness World Record for any Social Media site?

If he never posted again and you erased 5 of his messages per-day. It would take you longer than the United States has been a country to get to zero.

If he just posted once a day. Just a daily G'mornin'... that would take 1,386 YEARS to reach 500,000 G'mornin's.

Shoot me a number of how many he edited.