Aunt Karen

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by trplnkl, May 17, 2009.

  1. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
    tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    stories. There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and
    pennies saved.

    But then teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.
    "Ernie, do you have a story to share?"

    "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot
    in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
    territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
    survival knife.

    She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and
    then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
    She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,
    killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she
    killed the last enemy with her bare hands."

    "Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
    your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

    "Stay the f #@& away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

  2. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    LOL That's a good one trpl!
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I like it!