Bullet’s quarantine diary.

[silverbullet2893]

roaming around picking at with the chickens. I think I am one with the cock

 

[upsbeernut]

Only one poop? I poop at least 3 times a day.

You have problems. Your eating too much or you have crohns diseaese.

 

[upsbeernut]

3 poops by 10am is good. I am still working on #2. Coffee is just not starting to kick in.

Eat a banana with your coffee

 

[oldngray]

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roaming around picking at with the chickens. I think I am one with the cock

 

[Indecisi0n]

You have problems. Your eating too much or you have crohns diseaese.

Pooping is fun

 

[silverbullet2893]

Pooping is fun

I’m pooping with a wet ass right now and there’s nothing worse

 

[Indecisi0n]

I’m pooping with a wet ass right now and there’s nothing worse

Sweaty ass? Turn the air conditioning on.

 

[silverbullet2893]

Sweaty ass? Turn the air conditioning on.

just got outta the shower

 

[Indecisi0n]

just got outta the shower

You pooped after the shower? Your suppose to poop right before you shower?

 

[silverbullet2893]

You pooped after the shower? Your suppose to poop right before you shower?

well you see. I had some of my Carolina reaper hot sauce with my dinner (pizza). Usually I have a solid 35 minutes minimum before it comes rippin out of my anus at the speed of light. However, the arrival of this catastrophic event fell well before the 35 minute window was up resulting in a wet ass poop

 

[Indecisi0n]

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well you see. I had some of my Carolina reaper hot sauce with my dinner (pizza). Usually I have a solid 35 minutes minimum before it comes rippin out of my anus at the speed of light. However, the arrival of this catastrophic event fell well before the 35 minute window was up resulting in a wet ass poop

Sounds like you might want to splash some cold water on that anus afterwards.

 

[Poop Head]

You pooped after the shower? Your suppose to poop right before you shower?

Poop in the shower

 

[over9five]

Looking forward to todays diary entry!

 

[silverbullet2893]

Looking forward to todays diary entry!

0634: Head hurts. Either I have the virus, woman smoked me in the dome with a bat, or I drank too much. My farts are very very very destructive. V high methane levels. That’s where we are so far on day 3

 

[Wilson1397]

0634: Head hurts. Either I have the virus, woman smoked me in the dome with a bat, or I drank too much. My farts are very very very destructive. V high methane levels. That’s where we are so far on day 3

So............just a normal day??

 

[silverbullet2893]

There’s also a stray dog barking outside. I don’t trust him. I think he might have been sent here from the Chinese to survey my house and property.

 

[Wilson1397]

There’s also a stray dog barking outside. I don’t trust him. I think he might have been sent here from the Chinese to survey my house and property.

I bet he has a go pro on his collar.........sneaky bastards

 

[oldngray]

 

[joeboodog]

There’s also a stray dog barking outside. I don’t trust him. I think he might have been sent here from the Chinese to survey my house and property.

 

[over9five]

0634: Head hurts. Either I have the virus, woman smoked me in the dome with a bat, or I drank too much. My farts are very very very destructive. V high methane levels. That’s where we are so far on day 3

Poop today yet?