Cash For Cockers

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by moreluck, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    The Pres.'s newest plan for energy efficiency is called Cash for Cockers.

    I want to participate in this program, so I am going to the shelter today to adopt a cocker spaniel.(parti-colored)

    I'm not sure how it works, but I think I take the cocker to bed with me and the heat generated by the little canine lets me drastically lower my home's thermostat.....thus saving energy.

    Finally, a plan I can live with!!

    What? Huh? are you sure ?? NEVERMIND !! (RIP Gilda)
  2. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    I saw the title to this thread and I thought you were gonna show where the Obama adminstration is going to give stimulus money (pun intended) to people to spend here.

    Sorry Ron, you were hoping for some easy work and gov't cheese!
  3. How about a cash for Cockles program??

    Probably a "By the pound" basis would work
  4. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    If you`re going to have one,have a big one.

  5. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Did someone say something about warming my cockles?
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    Speaking of that, in Africa it was (is) a common means of practicing birth control for the man to soak his testicles in hot water to decrease the sperm count.
    In the US we just peruse BC with the laptop sitting in our lap.
  7. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    I gotta ask you Hoax, are those your beer goggles in your avatar?
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    Mine now ... I took them from Mr. Magoo.
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Looks like "Cash for Caulkers" got scratched out of the bill.
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Getting back to the cash for clunkers program, the one where less fuel efficient cars were purchased by tax payer money. It seems the taxpayer got ripped off even more. After the engines were destroyed by the stuff they poured into the engines, the dealers then sold off the remaining carcasses of the cars to junk yards who , stripped the cars of every useable part they could and then compressed the remainder and sold that part as scrap. The parts they stripped off , they are now selling off a bit at a time . These are cars that were payed for by taxpayer money , but the taxpayer sees none of the dough made off of this stunt.