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<blockquote data-quote="vantexan" data-source="post: 5546710" data-attributes="member: 24302"><p>Since we&#039;re talking about Jesus, try to imagine the uproar 2000 years ago if little Joshua came home with a scroll that described sex acts and asked his mother what did it mean about a girl sucking on her friend&#039;s penis?&nbsp; Then his father came home to find an extraordinarily upset wife who showed him the scroll.&nbsp; It even had a drawing of a naked girl on her knees performing the act.&nbsp; The father had heard there was a very wise young man who had gained quite a following and was teaching in the plaza that very evening.&nbsp; So he gathered up the scroll and walked to where the crowd gathered.&nbsp; As he listened to questions being asked he was struck by the intelligence and wisdom of the man who was only in his early 30&#039;s.&nbsp; Finally he gathered up the courage and approached the teacher and told him what had transpired with his son that day.&nbsp; The teacher and his close followers listened intensely and then the teacher said: &quot;I can see where such a description might confuse a child and worry a parent.&nbsp; It&#039;s been said that if a young woman does such things she is worthy of death by stoning.&nbsp; But I&#039;m here to tell you that many amongst us think depicting oral sex is a beautiful thing.&nbsp; That children being exposed to such depictions is a good thing to many.&nbsp; So we must let them have their freedom or we are harming them mentally.&nbsp; Yea, verily, I say unto thee, stop covering up with these long robes.&nbsp; Expose some skin.&nbsp; It&#039;s not the end of the world if you do.&nbsp; But if you don&#039;t want to I understand.&nbsp; It&#039;s all good.&nbsp; What matters is everyone gets to do what they want.&nbsp; You can be modest.&nbsp; She over there can let it all hang out.&nbsp; The days of stoning are over.&nbsp; And if you can&#039;t be with the one you love honey, love the one you&#039;re with.&quot;&nbsp; And the father hurried home to tell his wife all that he saw and heard.&nbsp; And little Joshua was told if he found any more of those scrolls with the, um, interesting pictures, be sure to bring them home so that he could, um, inspect them.&nbsp; And he needed to get back down to the plaza for more of this new freedom talk too!</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="vantexan, post: 5546710, member: 24302"] Since we're talking about Jesus, try to imagine the uproar 2000 years ago if little Joshua came home with a scroll that described sex acts and asked his mother what did it mean about a girl sucking on her friend's penis? Then his father came home to find an extraordinarily upset wife who showed him the scroll. It even had a drawing of a naked girl on her knees performing the act. The father had heard there was a very wise young man who had gained quite a following and was teaching in the plaza that very evening. So he gathered up the scroll and walked to where the crowd gathered. As he listened to questions being asked he was struck by the intelligence and wisdom of the man who was only in his early 30's. Finally he gathered up the courage and approached the teacher and told him what had transpired with his son that day. The teacher and his close followers listened intensely and then the teacher said: "I can see where such a description might confuse a child and worry a parent. It's been said that if a young woman does such things she is worthy of death by stoning. But I'm here to tell you that many amongst us think depicting oral sex is a beautiful thing. That children being exposed to such depictions is a good thing to many. So we must let them have their freedom or we are harming them mentally. Yea, verily, I say unto thee, stop covering up with these long robes. Expose some skin. It's not the end of the world if you do. But if you don't want to I understand. It's all good. What matters is everyone gets to do what they want. You can be modest. She over there can let it all hang out. The days of stoning are over. And if you can't be with the one you love honey, love the one you're with." And the father hurried home to tell his wife all that he saw and heard. And little Joshua was told if he found any more of those scrolls with the, um, interesting pictures, be sure to bring them home so that he could, um, inspect them. And he needed to get back down to the plaza for more of this new freedom talk too! [/QUOTE]

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