1 Navy Seal team to land in CANADA ,blow up hockey rinks,kidnap KLEIN force him to spend weekend with Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck !! 2 Ghost of Christmas past take UPSSOCKS back to 12 yrs old & get winning hit in little league game instead of striking out & gets past 1st ba se with his H.S sweetheart.... 3 Naked lady mudflaps for my tracktah!!! 4 a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!! 5 A Christmas with NO IN LAWS !! 6 Big Baboo to move to the normal part of taxachussetts 7 A monicle for OVer 9.5 's eyeball (he almost ran me ovah at Logan airport) 8 Cach sux to bring back his clown 9 Tie Guy to donate a turkey to all his donut grabbing feedah department 10 The REDSOX & CELTICS RECLAIM THEIR GLORY !!!