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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1103885" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>If I drive half a mile up your potholed driveway in the dark, make an 8 pt turnaround in a giant puddle, walk up your rotten, moss-covered steps in the pouring rain and fill out a delivery notice while your muddy, barking dogs jump all over me as I make a delivery attempt on your signature required package...do <strong>NOT </strong>call the center to complain that I never knocked or rang your bell. </p><p></p><p>Have some integrity. If you were at home and in the shower...or sitting on the john...or knocking out a quickie with the wife when I came to the door... just be <em>honest</em> about it and there is about a 99% chance that I will do the right thing and make a 2nd attempt later in the day even though I'm really not required to. Hey, I've been there. I'm a reasonable guy, and I know what its like to be anxiously waiting for a package only to miss it thru no fault of my own. The customer is always right...until they <strong>lie</strong> and try to make up some stupid, bullschitt story about me sneaking up to the damn door on tiptoes and quietly leaving a delivery notice without knocking. Once <em>that</em> happens, you go into my personal "schitthead" file and I will do everything I can to make sure that any <em>future</em> deliveries you might be expecting will show up <em>late, wet and broken. </em>Are we clear?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1103885, member: 14668"] If I drive half a mile up your potholed driveway in the dark, make an 8 pt turnaround in a giant puddle, walk up your rotten, moss-covered steps in the pouring rain and fill out a delivery notice while your muddy, barking dogs jump all over me as I make a delivery attempt on your signature required package...do [B]NOT [/B]call the center to complain that I never knocked or rang your bell. Have some integrity. If you were at home and in the shower...or sitting on the john...or knocking out a quickie with the wife when I came to the door... just be [I]honest[/I] about it and there is about a 99% chance that I will do the right thing and make a 2nd attempt later in the day even though I'm really not required to. Hey, I've been there. I'm a reasonable guy, and I know what its like to be anxiously waiting for a package only to miss it thru no fault of my own. The customer is always right...until they [B]lie[/B] and try to make up some stupid, bullschitt story about me sneaking up to the damn door on tiptoes and quietly leaving a delivery notice without knocking. Once [I]that[/I] happens, you go into my personal "schitthead" file and I will do everything I can to make sure that any [I]future[/I] deliveries you might be expecting will show up [I]late, wet and broken. [/I]Are we clear? [/QUOTE]
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