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<blockquote data-quote="tonyexpress" data-source="post: 5043101" data-attributes="member: 1940"><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-hopes-his-experiments-on-puppies-will-distract-everyone-from-experiments-he-performed-on-humanity-for-past-18-months/" target="_blank">Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months</a>Fauci is hoping that the uproar over the dogs will distract everyone from something he did that was far worse: perform experiments on the populace of the United States for the past eighteen months.&quot;Now that everyone&#039;s upset about the puppies, maybe they&#039;ll forget about how I played god with their lives for the last year and a half,&quot; he confided in a friend, according to an anonymous source. &quot;Everyone loves puppies. Well, except me, because I&#039;m an evil bad guy. But people get real mad when you kill dogs for some reason. They&#039;ll get upset about this and probably try to cancel me. You know, this whole &#039;cancel culture&#039; thing is really getting out of hand. You torture and murder a few dozen puppies and suddenly everyone&#039;s out to get you.&quot;The Babylon Bee</blockquote>

[QUOTE="tonyexpress, post: 5043101, member: 1940"] [URL='https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-hopes-his-experiments-on-puppies-will-distract-everyone-from-experiments-he-performed-on-humanity-for-past-18-months/'][SIZE=5][B]Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months[/B][/SIZE][/URL] Fauci is hoping that the uproar over the dogs will distract everyone from something he did that was far worse: perform experiments on the populace of the United States for the past eighteen months. "Now that everyone's upset about the puppies, maybe they'll forget about how I played god with their lives for the last year and a half," he confided in a friend, according to an anonymous source. "Everyone loves puppies. Well, except me, because I'm an evil bad guy. But people get real mad when you kill dogs for some reason. They'll get upset about this and probably try to cancel me. You know, this whole 'cancel culture' thing is really getting out of hand. You torture and murder a few dozen puppies and suddenly everyone's out to get you." The Babylon Bee [/QUOTE]

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