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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 748855" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>My center manager called my steward and me into the office. He wasn’t happy.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “Big has a problem,” he told my steward.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “Why’s that?” I asked.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “You don’t show up on any reports. Not a single one. Not paid over, no Telematics violations, no missed packages or pickups – nothing.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “Well that’s good.” Chimed in my steward.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “NO! That’s bad! You have to be perfect to stay off of the lists.”</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “I guess I’m good.” I replied.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “ Like hell you are! Nobody’s perfect. Not even you!” he retorted. “I haven’t slept in three months. I’ve been up nights thinking of a way to get your name on a report. I know that you're up to something. How do you do it?”</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>“You got a great driver here.” Said my steward.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “Well I finally came up with a solution!” He chuckled, “ I have a new report – Drivers Who Don’t Show Up On Reports.” Now Big, here’s the problem. There are 120 drivers in this building, yet there is only one name on this report – yours!”</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “If my name isn’t on any reports, than how can it be on a report?” I asked. He looked dumbfounded. I thought that I had him.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> “ Don’t be smart. This is serious.” He raised his voice, “You’re the only person on this report and I expect you to get your name off of it immediately! Do you understand? I'll be watching you. Now go out and have a good day.” <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 748855, member: 5402"] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]My center manager called my steward and me into the office. He wasn’t happy.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “Big has a problem,” he told my steward.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “Why’s that?” I asked.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “You don’t show up on any reports. Not a single one. Not paid over, no Telematics violations, no missed packages or pickups – nothing.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “Well that’s good.” Chimed in my steward.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “NO! That’s bad! You have to be perfect to stay off of the lists.”[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “I guess I’m good.” I replied.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “ Like hell you are! Nobody’s perfect. Not even you!” he retorted. “I haven’t slept in three months. I’ve been up nights thinking of a way to get your name on a report. I know that you're up to something. How do you do it?”[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]“You got a great driver here.” Said my steward.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “Well I finally came up with a solution!” He chuckled, “ I have a new report – Drivers Who Don’t Show Up On Reports.” Now Big, here’s the problem. There are 120 drivers in this building, yet there is only one name on this report – yours!”[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “If my name isn’t on any reports, than how can it be on a report?” I asked. He looked dumbfounded. I thought that I had him.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B] “ Don’t be smart. This is serious.” He raised his voice, “You’re the only person on this report and I expect you to get your name off of it immediately! Do you understand? I'll be watching you. Now go out and have a good day.” :happy-very:[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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