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<blockquote data-quote="bacha29" data-source="post: 4481111" data-attributes="member: 58386"><p>Hey youns guys! I know that some you yearn for the chance to "build your own business".(LMFAO!) So here's your chance to make your mark. </p><p>Ground is now permitting contractors to hire people to deliver out of their own personal private vehicle......and some are paying as much as a whooping $2.50 a stop! </p><p></p><p>Now let's look at this extraordinary opportunity:</p><p></p><p> 1. Having the chance to learn why it's called "Ground" It's because that's what you</p><p> your bumper will be dragging on when you leave the terminal in the AM which will</p><p> be around 11:45 after you've cleaned up the sort mess, loaded up and finally on </p><p> your way. </p><p></p><p> 2. You can take long and pleasant trips out into the country without ever being </p><p> annoyed by another Ground truck because the reason why you're out there</p><p> is because where you're going......they ain't going. And be sure to bring a set</p><p> of binoculars with you because when you get stuck and spend the rest of the</p><p> day waiting for a wrecker to finally get there to pull you out that is if it </p><p> can even find you , you can spend the day bird watching admiring the scenery</p><p> and watching planes go over. But be sure to bring enough cash with you to pay</p><p> the wrecker bill along with a blanket and an MRE just in case you find yourself</p><p> spending the night out there.</p><p></p><p> 3. Now if you're one of those people who just adores a penthouse view you can</p><p> expand your knowledge of the city by being sent into that part which could use</p><p> a bit of D9 style remodeling provided that you're at battalion strength and have air cover. Once there you'll get a chance to set records such</p><p> as the number of times in a week you're the victim of an armed robbery along</p><p> with a greater appreciation for going home at night (most of the time after mid-</p><p> night) with a greater appreciation for having your head still connected to your</p><p> shoulders</p><p></p><p> 4. Now from time to time we all have to deal with the bureaucracy and in this case</p><p> you'll be given a chance of your own such as trying to successfully convince law</p><p> enforcement that the fact that you while you were running a commercial delivery</p><p> service with no PUC number and running on private passenger vehicle insurance</p><p> this was all the result of unintended consequences and that you will make things</p><p> right.... right after you pay the fine and serve time for willful insurance fraud.</p><p></p><p> 5. This is just a small sampling of the extraordinary opportunity to run boxes out of</p><p> your car. So get after it and cherish the experience before the next lucky </p><p> contestant jumps the line ahead of you.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bacha29, post: 4481111, member: 58386"] Hey youns guys! I know that some you yearn for the chance to "build your own business".(LMFAO!) So here's your chance to make your mark. Ground is now permitting contractors to hire people to deliver out of their own personal private vehicle......and some are paying as much as a whooping $2.50 a stop! Now let's look at this extraordinary opportunity: 1. Having the chance to learn why it's called "Ground" It's because that's what you your bumper will be dragging on when you leave the terminal in the AM which will be around 11:45 after you've cleaned up the sort mess, loaded up and finally on your way. 2. You can take long and pleasant trips out into the country without ever being annoyed by another Ground truck because the reason why you're out there is because where you're going......they ain't going. And be sure to bring a set of binoculars with you because when you get stuck and spend the rest of the day waiting for a wrecker to finally get there to pull you out that is if it can even find you , you can spend the day bird watching admiring the scenery and watching planes go over. But be sure to bring enough cash with you to pay the wrecker bill along with a blanket and an MRE just in case you find yourself spending the night out there. 3. Now if you're one of those people who just adores a penthouse view you can expand your knowledge of the city by being sent into that part which could use a bit of D9 style remodeling provided that you're at battalion strength and have air cover. Once there you'll get a chance to set records such as the number of times in a week you're the victim of an armed robbery along with a greater appreciation for going home at night (most of the time after mid- night) with a greater appreciation for having your head still connected to your shoulders 4. Now from time to time we all have to deal with the bureaucracy and in this case you'll be given a chance of your own such as trying to successfully convince law enforcement that the fact that you while you were running a commercial delivery service with no PUC number and running on private passenger vehicle insurance this was all the result of unintended consequences and that you will make things right.... right after you pay the fine and serve time for willful insurance fraud. 5. This is just a small sampling of the extraordinary opportunity to run boxes out of your car. So get after it and cherish the experience before the next lucky contestant jumps the line ahead of you. [/QUOTE]
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