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<blockquote data-quote="scratch" data-source="post: 97114" data-attributes="member: 1674"><p>We used to have this guy, "Red" we called him, who was a swingdriver about ten years ago. He was a semi-professional Bass fisherman, sponsored bass boat, gear, etc., so he would "run" the routes and skip lunch to get off early. We all know the type.</p><p> </p><p>During Peak Season, he decides to take a leak beside his Package Car in a lady's driveway. He did this in broad daylight, even though there was a public bathroom in a convenience store about 500 yards away. The lady calls in a complaint and he gets fired for exposing himself.</p><p> </p><p>A few months later, the union gets his job back through arbitration. He hooked up a TP-60 to pull back to the building one night. Somehow he ran over something and had two flat tires on one side of the trailer. Instead of waiting for a mechanic to come fix them, Red pulls this trailer about ten miles up the Interstate back to the building. The wheels were almost completely wore off, another driver behind him was amazed at the fireworks show. He got fired again, this time it stuck. I hope he did well in his Fishing Tournament!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scratch, post: 97114, member: 1674"] We used to have this guy, "Red" we called him, who was a swingdriver about ten years ago. He was a semi-professional Bass fisherman, sponsored bass boat, gear, etc., so he would "run" the routes and skip lunch to get off early. We all know the type. During Peak Season, he decides to take a leak beside his Package Car in a lady's driveway. He did this in broad daylight, even though there was a public bathroom in a convenience store about 500 yards away. The lady calls in a complaint and he gets fired for exposing himself. A few months later, the union gets his job back through arbitration. He hooked up a TP-60 to pull back to the building one night. Somehow he ran over something and had two flat tires on one side of the trailer. Instead of waiting for a mechanic to come fix them, Red pulls this trailer about ten miles up the Interstate back to the building. The wheels were almost completely wore off, another driver behind him was amazed at the fireworks show. He got fired again, this time it stuck. I hope he did well in his Fishing Tournament! [/QUOTE]
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