Eddie Bauer Announces New Line Of Brown Clothes

[charmschool]

BELLEVUE, WA—In an effort to provide customers with a wide selection of shirts, pants, sweaters, and outerwear, retail chain Eddie Bauer announced plans Tuesday to release a brand-new line of brown clothes. “Since we pride ourselves on anticipating our customers’ tastes, we’ve designed this year’s collection around the concept of brown. Everything from the fur lining our parkas to the microfiber in our trousers—it’s all brown,” said Eddie Bauer Marketing Director Tina Aguilar, gesturing to a series of design boards upon which were displayed many varieties of bark, soil, twigs, woodland creatures, and various brown clothes previously offered by the outdoor-themed retailer. “That’s not to say we’ve given up on other colors. To strike the classic Bauer balance of style and functionality, we’ve accented many of the new items with khaki, russet, and chestnut as well.” Aguilar added that while the muted, earth-toned offerings were branded as a spring line, all brown apparel would available indefinitely.

LIVE YOUR ADVENTURE PEOPLE!!

 

[sandwich]

I have a belly button

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

I have a belly button

Innie or outie?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Catatonic]

BELLEVUE, WA—In an effort to provide customers with a wide selection of shirts, pants, sweaters, and outerwear, retail chain Eddie Bauer announced plans Tuesday to release a brand-new line of brown clothes. “Since we pride ourselves on anticipating our customers’ tastes, we’ve designed this year’s collection around the concept of brown. Everything from the fur lining our parkas to the microfiber in our trousers—it’s all brown,” said Eddie Bauer Marketing Director Tina Aguilar, gesturing to a series of design boards upon which were displayed many varieties of bark, soil, twigs, woodland creatures, and various brown clothes previously offered by the outdoor-themed retailer. “That’s not to say we’ve given up on other colors. To strike the classic Bauer balance of style and functionality, we’ve accented many of the new items with khaki, russet, and chestnut as well.” Aguilar added that while the muted, earth-toned offerings were branded as a spring line, all brown apparel would available indefinitely.

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What can Brown do for you?

 

[Catatonic]

I have a belly button

You're a Winner!

 

[Heavy Package]

brand-new line of brown clothes

You can almost hear the blaring over the PA system in Bangladesh.... "Work faster! Work harder!!"... Oh wait.. that was over our PA system at UPS...

 

[dookie stain]

Wtf is Eddie Bauer

 

[Knothead]

Wtf is Eddie Bauer

An overpriced Ford SUV.

 

[Jackburton]

Wtf is Eddie Bauer

An overpriced backpack.

 

[Wally]

"Brown"? "I'M NOT WEARING BROWN"!..

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

"All I see turns to brown."

 

[Poop Head]

An overpriced Ford SUV.

That is exactly what I thought too!!

 

[wayfair]

BELLEVUE, WA—In an effort to provide customers with a wide selection of shirts, pants, sweaters, and outerwear, retail chain Eddie Bauer announced plans Tuesday to release a brand-new line of brown clothes. “Since we pride ourselves on anticipating our customers’ tastes, we’ve designed this year’s collection around the concept of brown. Everything from the fur lining our parkas to the microfiber in our trousers—it’s all brown,” said Eddie Bauer Marketing Director Tina Aguilar, gesturing to a series of design boards upon which were displayed many varieties of bark, soil, twigs, woodland creatures, and various brown clothes previously offered by the outdoor-themed retailer. “That’s not to say we’ve given up on other colors. To strike the classic Bauer balance of style and functionality, we’ve accented many of the new items with khaki, russet, and chestnut as well.” Aguilar added that while the muted, earth-toned offerings were branded as a spring line, all brown apparel would available indefinitely.

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pullman brown...

Pullman Brown (UPS Brown) Color Code is #644117

 

[1989]

"All I see turns to brown."

...As the sun burns the ground

 

[CoolStoryBro]

I could use some brown underwear.

 

[fedx]

I could use some brown underwear.

Just don't wash your underwear and it'll naturally turn brown.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

pullman brown...

Pullman Brown (UPS Brown) Color Code is #644117

Pullman colors are Crimson and Gray.

 

[Cementups]

One of the most comfortable jackets I ever had when I was in package car was an Eddie Bauer fleece jacket that had a windcutter liner in it. It was the perfect brown to go with the uniform too. It could be -10º and windy and still be comfortable with only a t-shirt and brown shirt underneath. I wore that for 6 years or so until I caught it on the door one day and ripped the sleeve. Best money I ever spent, especially since I got it on sale.

The fact that they make true "tall" clothes is a big bonus as well.

 

[wayfair]

Pullman colors are Crimson and Gray.

not at ups.... TTKU