Enhance your body

[542thruNthru]

My eyes, since my vision is absolute dog.

That's obvious. Since you can't tell how ty your knife collection looks

 

[over9five]

Like wolverine?

I guess.

Complete with knife knuckle thingys?

 

[sailfish]

That's obvious. Since you can't tell how ty your knife collection looks

Quality is measured in the hand, not by the eye.

 

[sailfish]

Complete with knife knuckle thingys?

No, that would be a little too dangerous in my line of work.

 

[BSWALKS]

No, that would be a little too dangerous in my line of work.

Gynecologist?

 

[sailfish]

Gynecologist?

No.

 

[542thruNthru]

Quality is measured in the hand, not by the eye.

Damn then I've sure you're severely disappointed every time you masturbate. I'm sorry.

 

[sailfish]

Damn then I've sure you're severely disappointed every time you masturbate. I'm sorry.

I'm generally quite pleased. Thanks.

 

[542thruNthru]

I'm generally quite pleased. Thanks.

That's good. Going through life with very low standards means you're never disappointed.

 

[over9five]

Gynecologist?

No.

But I think you're right, that could be a little dicey...

 

[BSWALKS]

But I think you're right, that could be a little dicey...

Being a Mohel could be too

 

[over9five]

Being a Mohel could be too

Could actually help!

 

[BSWALKS]

Could actually help!

Or leave you a little short.

 

[sailfish]

Being a Mohel could be too

Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Poop Head]

I would make myself even denser. But I don't think that is possible



Edit: maybe I'd replace all my blood with Mercury so I could weigh more.

 

[Poop Head]

@Boxslinger11 enhanced his body into an ant.

 

[542thruNthru]

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U removed his taste buds so that he could eat terrible soup.

 

[Poop Head]

I would make myself even denser. But I don't think that is possible



Edit: maybe I'd replace all my blood with Mercury so I could weigh more.

I wanna be so dense that not even light can escape me

 

[allahuakbar]

I’d like to add like 3 inches to my penis. I’d be 3-1/2” at that point.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I would transfer all my back, neck, and sack hair to the top of my head. Then I would rock a Don Johnson hair style and have sex with strangers every night.