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<blockquote data-quote="diadlover" data-source="post: 113795" data-attributes="member: 5247"><p style="text-align: left">Every little boy at some point in his life dreams of one day becoming a fireman. It's definitely a well respected career choice. However, I've always wondered why firemen are idolized in society while UPS drivers get overlooked. We help people too. So I've decided to compare the two and see if being a fireman is really that much better then being a ups driver.</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/naomirealtor1/images-2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><u>VS.</u></span></span></strong> <img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/naomirealtor1/images-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN</strong></span> a.k.a The Fire Whisperer</p> <p style="text-align: center">vs.</p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER</strong></span> a.k.a. The Professional Doorbell Ditcher</p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">TOOLS:</span></strong></u></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red">FIREMAN</span><span style="color: red">:</span></strong> <span style="color: black">axes, ladders, big hoses</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER:</span></strong> diad board, info notices, big packages</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>WINNER: </strong></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER</strong></span>-What woman doesn't like a big package?</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">VEHICLES:</span></span></strong></u></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN:</strong> </span><span style="color: black">Big red truck with loud sirens</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER:</span></strong> Big brown truck with no A/C</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">WINNER:</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: red">FIREMAN</span></strong>-The ability to legally run red lights is priceless</p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">UNIFORM:</span></span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN:</strong> </span><span style="color: black">Fire resistant duds</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER:</span></strong> Browns</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>WINNER: </strong></span><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER</span></strong>-We're complaining that it's hot now? Just be happy that you don't have to throw on a uniform that weighs as much as an irreg.</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">RIVALS:</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Police </span><span style="color: black">officers</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Fedex driver</span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>WINNER: </strong></span><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER</span></strong>-</span><span style="color: black">Policemen carry guns. 'Nuff said.</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">JOB HAZARDS:</span></span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Fire and smoke inhalation</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Getting bit by a Rottweiler</span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>WINNER: </strong></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER</strong></span>-</span><span style="color: black">They both suck, but I think being burned alive would hurt just a wee bit more</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">CIVIC DUTIES:</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Rescue people</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Deliver medicine to Grandpa</span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>WINNER: </strong></span><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER-</strong></span><span style="color: black">Sure, firemen rescue people from burning buildings but it's on a rare occasion. UPS drivers deliver medicines all the time. I'll go as far as to say that UPS drivers have saved the same amount of lives. It's time for someone to recognize this!!</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">BABE FACTOR:</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red">FIREMAN</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #a0522d"><strong><span style="color: blue">WINNER:</span> </strong></span><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN</strong></span><span style="color: black">-Sure, chicks dig the UPS man but let's not kid ourselves here.........Firemen are on a totally different level. Sorry boys, but were not even close here.</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">MISCELLANEOUS:</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Really cool fire department license plates</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: sienna"><strong>UPS DRIVER: </strong></span><span style="color: black">Lots of free UPS pens</span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><strong>WINNER:</strong></span> <span style="color: red"><strong>FIREMAN-</strong></span><span style="color: black">Those nifty fireman license plates look fantastic on a lifted truck. Anyone need a pen? I have thirty of them in my car.</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">TOTALS:</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red">FIREMAN: </span><span style="color: black">3</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: sienna">UPS DRIVER: </span><span style="color: black">5</span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center">Well, there you have it. Now that the real truth has been exposed we will be the ones idolized by young boys and their mothers. We will be the ones in the story books that are read to the youngsters. Move over firemen, the times are changing!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 9px">Now don't be stupid and think that I'm insulting firemen. I love those guys. They are true American hero's. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="diadlover, post: 113795, member: 5247"] [LEFT]Every little boy at some point in his life dreams of one day becoming a fireman. It's definitely a well respected career choice. However, I've always wondered why firemen are idolized in society while UPS drivers get overlooked. We help people too. So I've decided to compare the two and see if being a fireman is really that much better then being a ups driver.[/LEFT] [CENTER][IMG]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/naomirealtor1/images-2.jpg[/IMG] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][U]VS.[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/naomirealtor1/images-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN[/B][/COLOR] a.k.a The Fire Whisperer vs. [COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER[/B][/COLOR] a.k.a. The Professional Doorbell Ditcher[/CENTER] [CENTER][U][B][SIZE=3]TOOLS:[/SIZE][/B][/U][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=red]FIREMAN[/COLOR][COLOR=red]:[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black]axes, ladders, big hoses[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER:[/COLOR][/B] diad board, info notices, big packages[/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=blue][B]WINNER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER[/B][/COLOR]-What woman doesn't like a big package?[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][U][B][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]VEHICLES:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN:[/B] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Big red truck with loud sirens[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER:[/COLOR][/B] Big brown truck with no A/C[/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue]WINNER:[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red]FIREMAN[/COLOR][/B]-The ability to legally run red lights is priceless[/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]UNIFORM:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN:[/B] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Fire resistant duds[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER:[/COLOR][/B] Browns[/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=blue][B]WINNER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER[/COLOR][/B]-We're complaining that it's hot now? Just be happy that you don't have to throw on a uniform that weighs as much as an irreg.[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3]RIVALS:[/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Police [/COLOR][COLOR=black]officers[/COLOR] [COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Fedex driver[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=blue][B]WINNER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER[/COLOR][/B]-[/COLOR][COLOR=black]Policemen carry guns. 'Nuff said.[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]JOB HAZARDS:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Fire and smoke inhalation[/COLOR] [COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Getting bit by a Rottweiler[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=blue][B]WINNER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER[/B][/COLOR]-[/COLOR][COLOR=black]They both suck, but I think being burned alive would hurt just a wee bit more[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3]CIVIC DUTIES:[/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Rescue people[/COLOR] [COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Deliver medicine to Grandpa[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=blue][B]WINNER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER-[/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Sure, firemen rescue people from burning buildings but it's on a rare occasion. UPS drivers deliver medicines all the time. I'll go as far as to say that UPS drivers have saved the same amount of lives. It's time for someone to recognize this!![/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3]BABE FACTOR:[/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=red]FIREMAN[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#a0522d][B][COLOR=blue]WINNER:[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN[/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]-Sure, chicks dig the UPS man but let's not kid ourselves here.........Firemen are on a totally different level. Sorry boys, but were not even close here.[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3]MISCELLANEOUS:[/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Really cool fire department license plates[/COLOR] [COLOR=sienna][B]UPS DRIVER: [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Lots of free UPS pens[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=blue][B]WINNER:[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=red][B]FIREMAN-[/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Those nifty fireman license plates look fantastic on a lifted truck. Anyone need a pen? I have thirty of them in my car.[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][SIZE=3]TOTALS:[/SIZE][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=red]FIREMAN: [/COLOR][COLOR=black]3[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=sienna]UPS DRIVER: [/COLOR][COLOR=black]5[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER]Well, there you have it. Now that the real truth has been exposed we will be the ones idolized by young boys and their mothers. We will be the ones in the story books that are read to the youngsters. Move over firemen, the times are changing! [SIZE=1]Now don't be stupid and think that I'm insulting firemen. I love those guys. They are true American hero's. [/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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