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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 515913" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em>She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, <em>"Alligator <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">bait in the Louisiana bayou</span> is what Simon Cowell is.</em> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Rope tie his waist and</span> drag his <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous</em></p><p><em>caca-mamie antics by the spoiled little brat. The next day, Jeff Emelt, signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk .</em></p><p> </p><p><em>Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 515913, member: 1246"] [I]She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, [I]"Alligator [FONT=Trebuchet MS]bait in the Louisiana bayou[/FONT] is what Simon Cowell is.[/I] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Rope tie his waist and[/FONT] drag his :censored: out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous caca-mamie antics by the spoiled little brat. The next day, Jeff Emelt, signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk .[/I] [I] [/I] [I]Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied[/I] [/QUOTE]
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