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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 517533" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em>The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have?</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>They remind me of my moms home-made chili. They smell </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>of meat, beans and cumin!"Chili makes me gassy!" she</em></p><p></p><p><em><em>should've taken Bean-O and there </em></em></p><p></p><p>wouldn't have been any stains. She had more than stains,</p><p></p><p>She's 'come' a long way baby !! Wayne exclaimed, "No time for</p><p></p><p>Linguini, we must get out !! </p><p></p><p>OOOOOAAAHHH She ain't no lady ,she's a rock and roller!! Leastbest pulled out his banjo and beagan to play some</p><p> </p><p>funky dixieland pretty mama come</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 517533, member: 1246"] [I]The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours. Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have? They remind me of my moms home-made chili. They smell of meat, beans and cumin!"Chili makes me gassy!" she[/I] [I][I]should've taken Bean-O and there [/I][/I] wouldn't have been any stains. She had more than stains, She's 'come' a long way baby !! Wayne exclaimed, "No time for Linguini, we must get out !! OOOOOAAAHHH She ain't no lady ,she's a rock and roller!! Leastbest pulled out his banjo and beagan to play some funky dixieland pretty mama come [/QUOTE]
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