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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 521202" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.</p><p></p><p>I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though. </p><p>Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal</p><p> </p><p>lite to taste like Creedmore</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 521202, member: 1246"] SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you. I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though. Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore [/QUOTE]
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