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<blockquote data-quote="ajblakejr" data-source="post: 521523" data-attributes="member: 18807"><p>I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though. </p><p>Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.</p><p>Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .</p><p>We didn't start the fire </p><p></p><p>and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________ </p><p> </p><p>suggest we recycle the glass</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ajblakejr, post: 521523, member: 18807"] I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though. Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore. Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA . We didn't start the fire and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________ suggest we recycle the glass [/QUOTE]
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