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<blockquote data-quote="ajblakejr" data-source="post: 525304" data-attributes="member: 18807"><p>Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />. Right beside the gettysburg address </p><p>and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions </p><p></p><p>1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah. </p><p>2. He must maintain his mullet. </p><p>3. He must remarry Tonya Harding. </p><p></p><p>Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,</p><p> </p><p>Michelle wanted implants like Paula.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ajblakejr, post: 525304, member: 18807"] Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his :censored:. Right beside the gettysburg address and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions 1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah. 2. He must maintain his mullet. 3. He must remarry Tonya Harding. Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too, Michelle wanted implants like Paula. [/QUOTE]
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