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<blockquote data-quote="ajblakejr" data-source="post: 528749" data-attributes="member: 18807">Chapter FourMichelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney&#039;s shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn&#039;t bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits. &quot;Help, we need Nair&quot;, he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light? Good morning Starshine, the earth says, &quot;RUN and DUCK&quot; quickly.He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe. Throw &quot;Bob&quot; a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the &nbsp;used cigarette butts and condoms</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ajblakejr, post: 528749, member: 18807"] Chapter Four Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits. "Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this :censored: from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light? [B]Good morning Starshine[/B], the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly. He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe. Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms [/QUOTE]

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