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<blockquote data-quote="ajblakejr" data-source="post: 557521" data-attributes="member: 18807"><p>Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.</p><p></p><p>"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.</p><p>(None were for "Bravery" however). </p><p></p><p>One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.</p><p>Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world. </p><p></p><p>But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ajblakejr, post: 557521, member: 18807"] Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn. "Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals. (None were for "Bravery" however). One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once. Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world. But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon. [/QUOTE]
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