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<blockquote data-quote="Dizzee" data-source="post: 569237" data-attributes="member: 12313"><p>Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!! </p><p></p><p>The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off. </p><p>Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs. </p><p></p><p>Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe </p><p>and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and </p><p>whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.</p><p>"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.</p><p></p><p>A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.</p><p> </p><p>"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dizzee, post: 569237, member: 12313"] Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!! The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off. Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs. Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit. "Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee. A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ. "Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall [/QUOTE]
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