Funny photos

[dilligaf]

Plain guys, as some call them, are the cream.

I've been told I was pretty good. Plain guys try harder I hear.



The correct use is : "Hey , I hear yous guys went away to da Ootel for de weekend. How was deboning?"

Cache is the cherry on top of the cream.

 

[texan]

 

[texan]

 

[rod]

Great idea for signs but unfortunatly half the people on the roads today probably can't read English.

 

[texan]

 

[menotyou]

Great idea for signs but unfortunatly half the people on the roads today probably can't read English.

Stick figures. I say use stick figures.

 

[texan]

 

[texan]

 

[menotyou]

You men. Making us fret over how we look! Jeesh!!!!





​Just teasing LOL!!

 

[texan]

You men. Making us fret over how we look! Jeesh!!!!





​Just teasing LOL!!

I had to step on one every six months in the Army. If I was over a certain weight, it was all over.
No they do not kick you out right then, but all promotions awards stop on that day.
You are enrolled in a monitor program and given six months. If you do not meet it, bye bye, many years
down the drain. So it is not always women only.

 

[menotyou]

I had to step on one every six months in the Army. If I was over a certain weight, it was all over.
No they do not kick you out right then, but all promotions awards stop on that day.
You are enrolled in a monitor program and given six months. If you do not meet it, bye bye, many years
down the drain. So it is not always women only.

I know. I'm teasing. Women(ok, I do) like big men. Men like little women. Go figure. LOL!!!

 

[texan]

I know. I'm teasing. Women(ok, I do) like big men. Men like little women. Go figure. LOL!!!

I know you were.
But that is why you never see LARGE soldiers.

 

[menotyou]

I know you were.
But that is why you never see LARGE soldiers.

You have never been to Drum, then. They can get quite large.

 

[texan]

You have never been to Drum, then. They can get quite large.

Maybe they have changed standards since my time.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I had to step on one every six months in the Army. If I was over a certain weight, it was all over.
No they do not kick you out right then, but all promotions awards stop on that day.
You are enrolled in a monitor program and given six months. If you do not meet it, bye bye, many years
down the drain. So it is not always women only.

The scary part is what some of the guys (and gals) would do to try to "make weight". Sales of Ex-Lax surged the week of weigh-ins.

 

[menotyou]

I never understood that practice. I hate diarrhea as it is, why would I take something to ensure i have it? Weird.

 

[texan]

The scary part is what some of the guys (and gals) would do to try to "make weight". Sales of Ex-Lax surged the week of weigh-ins.

I have seen it all, fingers down throats to throw up.....

I understand though. You are toast if you are over.

 

[menotyou]

That's too bad. Actually, quite sad on the DOD's part.

 

[texan]

I never understood that practice. I hate diarrhea as it is, why would I take something to ensure i have it? Weird.

The difference between an Honorable Discharge, and an Other type motivates one to this extreme.

Imagine you are an E-6 that has fought weight for years and you have 12 years in hoping to make E-7 (the highest you can go is E-9)

The day before weight in, you are 2 pounds over. One does all they can to shed those two pounds.

Sauna for four hors, Ex-Lax etc.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why? Weight limits are clearly defined. These guys (and gals) wait until the last minute to "make weight" when they had all year to do so.

This would be like us showing up to work on the day that our DOT certification has expired.