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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 4024197" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>A few years ago I had some corporate safety weenie come up to me one night and demand that I recite the 10 point commentary.</p><p>I wasnt in the mood so I just punched out and said “sorry, I’m off the clock” as I put my DIAD away.</p><p>Safety weenie was insistent and said “you need to do this, just have the OMS edit your timecard for the extra time.”</p><p>I still wasn’t in the mood, so I said “OK, but I really gotta take a leak first, I will be right back” as I headed for the bathroom door.</p><p>I was telling the truth...mostly. I really did have to take a leak. But what safety weenie didn’t know was that the mens room has a second door that exits out into the automotive repair bay. So when I was done I just used that door to sneak thru automotive and out to the parking lot and freedom.</p><p>I have always kind of wondered how long the safety weenie stood there waiting for me with his clipboard....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 4024197, member: 14668"] A few years ago I had some corporate safety weenie come up to me one night and demand that I recite the 10 point commentary. I wasnt in the mood so I just punched out and said “sorry, I’m off the clock” as I put my DIAD away. Safety weenie was insistent and said “you need to do this, just have the OMS edit your timecard for the extra time.” I still wasn’t in the mood, so I said “OK, but I really gotta take a leak first, I will be right back” as I headed for the bathroom door. I was telling the truth...mostly. I really did have to take a leak. But what safety weenie didn’t know was that the mens room has a second door that exits out into the automotive repair bay. So when I was done I just used that door to sneak thru automotive and out to the parking lot and freedom. I have always kind of wondered how long the safety weenie stood there waiting for me with his clipboard.... [/QUOTE]
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