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<blockquote data-quote="diesel96" data-source="post: 763856" data-attributes="member: 9859"><p><strong>Re: United Way Intimidation</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Since your on a need to know basis, next time I go to confession, I'll have to throw that back to Father O'Malley, and give him multple choice answers. A)Mother Teresa B)Pamela Sue Anderson C)Altar Boys.....</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Wow Moreluck, that's what we've been trying to tell you about the Muslims. Why is it you cut Mormons slack, but not the Towel-Heads. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/osama.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":osama:" title="Osama :osama:" data-shortname=":osama:" /> (Sorry for the derogatory name folks. Just speaking in Conservative mainstream language....)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>USA ! USA ! USA ! Miracle on Ice ! Do you think God wanted the USA <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/fan.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":fan:" title="Fan :fan:" data-shortname=":fan:" />to beat the Russians in hockey in 1980 ?</p><p>There's something so wrong about that statement in bold print, yet I must admire your Patriotism. Your I-Pod must be filled with Lee Greenwood and Toby Kieth recordings, and your clothes and linen closets filled with nothing but red, white, and blue....and your steadfast refusal to call fat fries/freedom fries.....french fries.....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/foamfinger.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":foamfinger:" title="Foamfinger :foamfinger:" data-shortname=":foamfinger:" /> As Fox New's Sean Hannity says to you everynight as you melt like butta(er) in front of the TV like a teenage Teeny-Bopper, "Your a great American".....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/wink.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink2:" title="Wink :wink2:" data-shortname=":wink2:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000090">Clay Facts</span></p><p style="text-align: left">If you put it into one big pile, the total amount of Play-Doh compound manufactured since 1956 would weigh about as much as 2,000 Statues of Liberty.</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">If you extruded the same compound through a Fun Factory, it would make a rope that could stretch from the Earth to the moon about 10 times. Living bacteria and space plankton can then enter on the clay rope bridge to nowhere....Thank you, my answer was inspired by the school of thought of Sarah Palin.....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/wink.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink2:" title="Wink :wink2:" data-shortname=":wink2:" /> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/wink.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink2:" title="Wink :wink2:" data-shortname=":wink2:" /> wink wink</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Seriously Tie, Many people believe that man was created from dirt and clay based on teachings from the Bible in Genesis (2:4-25). Though this belief is based on our faith alone, and not any scientific evidence.</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Sidenote.... the subspecies Homo sapiens (modern humans) evolved from Homo sapiens, and from other ancestors in the Homo genus. (Does that make me gay?) Is that where the Adam and StEVE joke evolved from ?</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Faith test....</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">I don't want to rain on everyone's parade, but the first modern humans evolved in Africa over two hundred thousand years ago, and we can be sure their skins were black. Science tells us that white people were not 'created', they evolved to have light coloured skins in Europe, because light coloured skins could take best advantage of the weak sunshine. You hearing me my soul brother. I schooled ya...lol</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Adam and Eve were probably not white and the Bible does not say they were. They were most likely a pale-brown color. However, whatever color they actually were, their DNA contained all that was needed for all the present colors of the world to be expressed. There is very little genetic difference between the 'races' of the world.</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Yes, and as a Scooby fan it's most dissappointing in real life when the bad guys are caught, they don't really wear a mask so we can all see who the real culprit is like in classic mystery Scooby Doo endings......Rut Row ! <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/cool_dog.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool_dog:" title="Cool Dog :cool_dog:" data-shortname=":cool_dog:" /></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="diesel96, post: 763856, member: 9859"] [B]Re: United Way Intimidation[/B] Since your on a need to know basis, next time I go to confession, I'll have to throw that back to Father O'Malley, and give him multple choice answers. A)Mother Teresa B)Pamela Sue Anderson C)Altar Boys..... Wow Moreluck, that's what we've been trying to tell you about the Muslims. Why is it you cut Mormons slack, but not the Towel-Heads. :osama: (Sorry for the derogatory name folks. Just speaking in Conservative mainstream language....) USA ! USA ! USA ! Miracle on Ice ! Do you think God wanted the USA :fan:to beat the Russians in hockey in 1980 ? There's something so wrong about that statement in bold print, yet I must admire your Patriotism. Your I-Pod must be filled with Lee Greenwood and Toby Kieth recordings, and your clothes and linen closets filled with nothing but red, white, and blue....and your steadfast refusal to call fat fries/freedom fries.....french fries.....:foamfinger: As Fox New's Sean Hannity says to you everynight as you melt like butta(er) in front of the TV like a teenage Teeny-Bopper, "Your a great American".....:wink2: [COLOR=#000090]Clay Facts[/COLOR] [LEFT]If you put it into one big pile, the total amount of Play-Doh compound manufactured since 1956 would weigh about as much as 2,000 Statues of Liberty. If you extruded the same compound through a Fun Factory, it would make a rope that could stretch from the Earth to the moon about 10 times. Living bacteria and space plankton can then enter on the clay rope bridge to nowhere....Thank you, my answer was inspired by the school of thought of Sarah Palin.....:wink2: :wink2: wink wink Seriously Tie, Many people believe that man was created from dirt and clay based on teachings from the Bible in Genesis (2:4-25). Though this belief is based on our faith alone, and not any scientific evidence. Sidenote.... the subspecies Homo sapiens (modern humans) evolved from Homo sapiens, and from other ancestors in the Homo genus. (Does that make me gay?) Is that where the Adam and StEVE joke evolved from ? Faith test.... I don't want to rain on everyone's parade, but the first modern humans evolved in Africa over two hundred thousand years ago, and we can be sure their skins were black. Science tells us that white people were not 'created', they evolved to have light coloured skins in Europe, because light coloured skins could take best advantage of the weak sunshine. You hearing me my soul brother. I schooled ya...lol Adam and Eve were probably not white and the Bible does not say they were. They were most likely a pale-brown color. However, whatever color they actually were, their DNA contained all that was needed for all the present colors of the world to be expressed. There is very little genetic difference between the 'races' of the world. Yes, and as a Scooby fan it's most dissappointing in real life when the bad guys are caught, they don't really wear a mask so we can all see who the real culprit is like in classic mystery Scooby Doo endings......Rut Row ! :cool_dog: [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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