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<blockquote data-quote="over9five" data-source="post: 176147" data-attributes="member: 1401"><p>"What exactly goes into the numbers?"</p><p></p><p>That's like asking what goes into hotdogs.... Or what the mystery meat at the caf was... No one <em>really</em> knows.</p><p></p><p>I would agree with stops, miles, pieces, but there is also the secret squirrel mystery allowance which is made up of some of the following:</p><p></p><p>1. Whether or not the dispatcher had chili last night.</p><p></p><p>2. What day of the week it is.</p><p></p><p>3. Percentage of chipmunks on your route.</p><p></p><p>4. Sexual orientation of your center manager.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="over9five, post: 176147, member: 1401"] "What exactly goes into the numbers?" That's like asking what goes into hotdogs.... Or what the mystery meat at the caf was... No one [I]really[/I] knows. I would agree with stops, miles, pieces, but there is also the secret squirrel mystery allowance which is made up of some of the following: 1. Whether or not the dispatcher had chili last night. 2. What day of the week it is. 3. Percentage of chipmunks on your route. 4. Sexual orientation of your center manager. [/QUOTE]
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