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<blockquote data-quote="trplnkl" data-source="post: 528552" data-attributes="member: 13254"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby</span></strong></p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">Normal</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">," is history. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said being a mother is boring . </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody doesn't have five children.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books .</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never had her child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never watched her "baby" board the bus for the first day of kindergarten.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody never had grandchildren.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'"> Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Signature'">That somebody isn't a mother. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> [ATTACH]1695[/ATTACH]</p><p>[ATTACH=full]1695[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="trplnkl, post: 528552, member: 13254"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby[/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Signature]Normal[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Signature]," is history. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said being a mother is boring . [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody doesn't have five children.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books .[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never had her child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never watched her "baby" board the bus for the first day of kindergarten.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody never had grandchildren.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature] Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Signature]That somebody isn't a mother. [/FONT][/B] [ATTACH]1695.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]1695[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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