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Harmless little pranks I've pulled/considered pulling on a certain UPS guy...
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<blockquote data-quote="old levi&#039;s" data-source="post: 883904" data-attributes="member: 4508"><p>First of all, forget the pranks!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Ask him "Do you have a package for me?"</p><p></p><p>When he says "No", ask him this.</p><p></p><p>"Are you sure? Maybe you could look again? I really want a package?"</p><p></p><p>Then smile <strong>one of those</strong> smiles.</p><p></p><p>Can you do <strong>bedroom eyes</strong>?</p><p></p><p>After this brief exchange, unless he's a complete <strong><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /></strong> , a light bulb will turn on in his mind.</p><p>If you watch closely you will see it when it happens. Then it's up to him continue with the game or not.</p><p></p><p>Men are pretty simple: give them a cold beer and show them some naked (<strong>the noun form</strong>) and you have a happy camper. Good Hunting!</p><p></p><p>We <strong>will</strong> <strong>want complete details</strong> at a later time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="old levi's, post: 883904, member: 4508"] First of all, forget the pranks! Ask him "Do you have a package for me?" When he says "No", ask him this. "Are you sure? Maybe you could look again? I really want a package?" Then smile [B]one of those[/B] smiles. Can you do [B]bedroom eyes[/B]? After this brief exchange, unless he's a complete [B]:censored:[/B] , a light bulb will turn on in his mind. If you watch closely you will see it when it happens. Then it's up to him continue with the game or not. Men are pretty simple: give them a cold beer and show them some naked ([B]the noun form[/B]) and you have a happy camper. Good Hunting! We [B]will[/B] [B]want complete details[/B] at a later time. [/QUOTE]
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