Have You Ever interupted something? (wink wink....heh heh heh)

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Big Babooba, Jul 15, 2009.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Yesterday I knocked on a door only to hear muffled voices and rustling from inside. About a minute later a smoking hot babe answered the door. She was wrapped in a pink satin sheet. Couldn't she afford pajamas?:wink2:
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    You can say that again!
  3. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    That was you?

    I apologize. I knew I should have invited you in ....!!!!

    Didn't you like the sheet? :blushing2:
  4. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    In the summer i don't run the A/C when i'm home alone. You have 10-15 sec max to get to the door before the driver is gone..
  5. bigbrownhen

    bigbrownhen New Member

    I don't know just what some folks are up to,don't really want to, but it amazes me what they will answer the door in. The girls don't really impress me, but its never a hot guy. Usually a middle age frump in his tighty whiteys. Darn the luck anyway!!
  6. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    Back when we were on paper........nah, 9.5 will have to edit the post. Besides this would be one where the visual would say 10,000 words.

    Lets just say sometimes yes, only long enough to get a signature, but at least once, no.

  7. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Well let's see.............. I caught a guy walking across his yard with nothing on. That was fun. He was trying to get past without me seeing him. Had an appt del. once, the lady came to the door wrapped in a sheet...............well kind of wrapped in a sheet. She missed one half of her body, vertically.

    Had a house del once, a sig req, the old guy answered the door in nothing but his bvd's. Had to laugh about that one after I left.

    None of the above offended me or even bothered me. No big deal. Sure wish the guy walking across the yard had been a little slower though.:surprised::wink2:
  8. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Geez, I was a Package driver so long, never saw much. I only heard the stories and thought, "Why doesn't that happen to me?!?!"

    BUT...... I've seen a lot of good stuff from my tractor on the highway!!
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I propose that all regular cars have "up periscopes" in the moon roof to spy on feeder drivers like Over9five. :wink2:
  10. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    Are you really sure you want to see what Over is doing in his tractor by himself?:bigsmile2:
  11. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    More, do you really think that is a very good idea? To actually know what the likes of 9.5 is doing while he is driving down the road?

  12. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member


    Funny tho, I know a lot of the Chema package drivers have seen the...uhhh...... how can I get this by the Mods?.......uhhhh

    "The Route Three J****r"
  13. Old International

    Old International Now driving a Sterling

    I use to have the apts for the local college. I used to hit them first thing in the morning.... Lots of hurried tee shirts put on without support, and I am a sucker for bra less women. And then there was the sweet young thing that answered the door with a towel tucked under her chin- and a FULL LENGTH mirror on the wall behind her. And she has to sign...
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Every night when I leave for work. I guess I should work faster or start sooner.
  15. UPS Lifer

    UPS Lifer Well-Known Member

    I delivered Marina Del Rey and Venice Beach back in the '70's and I could tell you stories that would curl your hair. Every day there were between 2 and 5 "situations". Some are still burned in my memory.

    I delivered 3 years as a signature driver on paper before going ROA. We were taught to look for signs of life. I interrupted something right in the foyer at the front door. :stalker:

    On a disgusting note - there was this dude driving down Washington Blvd in Venice in a sedan completely nude. I know Venice is a beach town but that was ridiculous!:eek:
  16. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I was delivering to a house that had a picture window and right in the middle of the living room there was a big screen TV and some rather hard core porn playing at the time I was there. I really did not want to "interrupt" so I just DR FD and shook my head all the way back to the PC. Keep in mind it was early afternoon.
  17. disneyworld

    disneyworld Active Member

    Leave me out of this!!!
  18. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    One of our female feeder drivers who can be very direct and outspoken once saw an independent tractor trailer driver driving down the road pleasuring himself with a sand which bag while driving. Apparently a little bit of an exhibitionist too.

    She later saw the same guy at a truck stop and asked him if he stuck his sand which back in his bag when he was done.:happy-very: