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Have you heard of the Orion System, what do you know?
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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1146606" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>1. Shut brain off.</p><p></p><p>2. Stop caring.</p><p></p><p>3. Follow ORION 100%. Not 80%, not 90%...<strong>one hundred percent</strong>, no exceptions.</p><p></p><p>4. If NDA is late, enter "other" as reason. If attempting delivery to business after posted hours, scan as "missed".</p><p></p><p>5. If resulting delays cause you to be out beyond a safe or reasonable time, return to building and scan all remaining stops as "missed." Remember that they dont want you to think anymore, so dont. Their plan, their fail.</p><p></p><p>6. Repeat as necessary.</p><p></p><p></p><p>They have <em>no intention </em>of fixing the problems with your ORION because you are enabling them <em>not</em> to. The only way to <em>force</em> them to make the necessary changes is to make the consequences of their decision so agonizing...in terms of <strong>late air and missed stops</strong>...that they will do <em>anything they have to do </em>in order to make the pain stop. Remember that you are dealing with fundmentally stupid and incompetent IE people who dont care about anything except looking good on meaningless reports. You have to find a way to make them look <em>bad</em> on those reports. Pretend that you are trying to herd a 2000 lb bull through a china shop. The bull is big and heavy and stubborn and stupid. It doesnt listen and it doesnt care about what you say. Trying to reason with it is a useless waste of your time. You have to use a 240 volt cattle prod to get the damn thing to move. It wont move the way you want it to and it will knock a bunch of crap over and step on it in the process, but if you are persistent and just keep applying the voltage of service failures to that bull's ass every day you will eventully force it to move it in the direction you need it to go.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1146606, member: 14668"] 1. Shut brain off. 2. Stop caring. 3. Follow ORION 100%. Not 80%, not 90%...[B]one hundred percent[/B], no exceptions. 4. If NDA is late, enter "other" as reason. If attempting delivery to business after posted hours, scan as "missed". 5. If resulting delays cause you to be out beyond a safe or reasonable time, return to building and scan all remaining stops as "missed." Remember that they dont want you to think anymore, so dont. Their plan, their fail. 6. Repeat as necessary. They have [I]no intention [/I]of fixing the problems with your ORION because you are enabling them [I]not[/I] to. The only way to [I]force[/I] them to make the necessary changes is to make the consequences of their decision so agonizing...in terms of [B]late air and missed stops[/B]...that they will do [I]anything they have to do [/I]in order to make the pain stop. Remember that you are dealing with fundmentally stupid and incompetent IE people who dont care about anything except looking good on meaningless reports. You have to find a way to make them look [I]bad[/I] on those reports. Pretend that you are trying to herd a 2000 lb bull through a china shop. The bull is big and heavy and stubborn and stupid. It doesnt listen and it doesnt care about what you say. Trying to reason with it is a useless waste of your time. You have to use a 240 volt cattle prod to get the damn thing to move. It wont move the way you want it to and it will knock a bunch of crap over and step on it in the process, but if you are persistent and just keep applying the voltage of service failures to that bull's ass every day you will eventully force it to move it in the direction you need it to go. [/QUOTE]
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