HELP!

[i heart ninjas]

Ok I work at UPS as a part-time sup. I am giving a speech about UPS for school tomorrow, and I need an awesome funny memorable one liner for my last slide "Why UPS is number 1." Any suggestions? Thanks a mil. Keep up the hard work!

 

[trplnkl]

sorry, it's a little too late but you could just use the line " Why UPS is number one" and this pic....