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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3528590" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and </strong>three days later <strong>he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3528590, member: 1246"] [B]Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.[/B] [B]The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".[/B] [B]The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.[/B] [B]The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?[/B] [B]The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and [/B]three days later [B]he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'[/B] [/QUOTE]
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