HO HO HO! SEASON BEATINGS!

[Wally]

More Season’s Beatings From Sunshine State

DECEMBER 17--A Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for battery after allegedly striking her sister with a Christmas decoration during a 2 AM domestic dispute, according to court records. Police alle

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[Babagounj]

Hunting season usually settles many family disputes.

 

[Wally]

Good thing the Yule Log wasn't within reach!

 

[Babagounj]

I'm waiting for the first murder by fruitcake.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I'm waiting for the first murder by fruitcake.

If I hear that a fruitcake killed somebody ... you'll be the first person I'll think of!

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm waiting for the first murder by fruitcake.

I would never hurt a soul.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Governor of Michigan?