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How much longer until feeder drivers are a thing of the past?
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<blockquote data-quote="sailfish" data-source="post: 3021008" data-attributes="member: 53248"><p>This thread reminded me of a hilarious story I had saved on my computer from a long time ago. Author, I have no Idea.</p><p></p><p>----------------------</p><p></p><p>It's the year 2025. I get up to go to work and grab the keys to my vintage 1995 Honda Civic. As I start the car, alarms suddenly start ringing.</p><p></p><p>"MANUAL CAR ALERT! MANUAL CAR ALERT!"</p><p></p><p>Self-driving Google cars cruising past my driveway suddenly stop and transform into gender neutral Police Bots.</p><p></p><p>"STOP RIGHT THERE, CIS SCUM! DRIVING NON-SELF-DRIVING CARS IS ILLEGAL"</p><p></p><p>I slam my shifter into reverse and shoot out of there faster than Elliot Rodger at a social gathering. The Police Bots transform back into self-driving Google cars and begin chasing me. As I approach 90km/h, the Google cars fall far behind as they can only go up to 40km/h. Just when I think I'm in the clear, suddenly my engine stops running. My speakers exclaim:</p><p></p><p>"You seem to have Police pursuing this vehicle. Shutting down."</p><p></p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />, I forgot about the computer chip that every manual car had to have installed into it by Google. Out of nowhere a Google self-driving car smashes into me because they are not programmed to calculate every scenario. Disoriented with mild whiplash, I see Police Bots speeding my way. I close my eyes and take a deep sigh. This is how I'm going to die. I light up my last cigarette. The Police Bots have me surrounded.</p><p></p><p>"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DRIVING A VEHICLE AND SMOKING NICOTINE. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REM--"</p><p></p><p>Suddenly, a 1976 Pontiac Trans Am rams through the Police Bots. The smoke clears and the stranger winds his wind down. It's Burt Reynolds!</p><p></p><p>"You might want to get in here, kid."</p><p></p><p>I get in the car and we drive into the desert where Burt tells me that a resistance group is forming. This is my home now.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sailfish, post: 3021008, member: 53248"] This thread reminded me of a hilarious story I had saved on my computer from a long time ago. Author, I have no Idea. ---------------------- It's the year 2025. I get up to go to work and grab the keys to my vintage 1995 Honda Civic. As I start the car, alarms suddenly start ringing. "MANUAL CAR ALERT! MANUAL CAR ALERT!" Self-driving Google cars cruising past my driveway suddenly stop and transform into gender neutral Police Bots. "STOP RIGHT THERE, CIS SCUM! DRIVING NON-SELF-DRIVING CARS IS ILLEGAL" I slam my shifter into reverse and shoot out of there faster than Elliot Rodger at a social gathering. The Police Bots transform back into self-driving Google cars and begin chasing me. As I approach 90km/h, the Google cars fall far behind as they can only go up to 40km/h. Just when I think I'm in the clear, suddenly my engine stops running. My speakers exclaim: "You seem to have Police pursuing this vehicle. Shutting down." :censored:, I forgot about the computer chip that every manual car had to have installed into it by Google. Out of nowhere a Google self-driving car smashes into me because they are not programmed to calculate every scenario. Disoriented with mild whiplash, I see Police Bots speeding my way. I close my eyes and take a deep sigh. This is how I'm going to die. I light up my last cigarette. The Police Bots have me surrounded. "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DRIVING A VEHICLE AND SMOKING NICOTINE. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REM--" Suddenly, a 1976 Pontiac Trans Am rams through the Police Bots. The smoke clears and the stranger winds his wind down. It's Burt Reynolds! "You might want to get in here, kid." I get in the car and we drive into the desert where Burt tells me that a resistance group is forming. This is my home now. [/QUOTE]
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