I lost my truck today.

[retiredTxfeeder]

When I used to leave my PC, I'd leave Little Debbie crumbs on the ground so I could follow them back, then the birds caught on to my shenanigans.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

When you close the bulk head and realize your keys fell out in the back somewhere made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Old time answer to that dilemma:bulkhead door pegged with a folded up delivery notice.

 

[soberups]

True story:
In my first year of driving I was a dumb 21 yr old runner gunner who had a habit of leaving my BH door open and my keys in the ignition.
My sup and my center manager were out observing me one day and saw me run into a building to do a pickup.
The sup jumped into the car and drove around behind the building while my center manager hid behind a bush and waited.
I came out and the car was gone and I started to panic.
Both the sup and the center manager stood and watched and let me panic for a couple of minutes while they laughed their sadistic asses off.
center manager finally came out from behind the bush with the keys in her hand and asked me if I was missing anything and then both of those old biotches proceeded to read me the riot act.
I never left the keys in the car again.

 

[watdaflock?]

I literally forgot where I parked it while running around this college campus looking for a certain building. Took me 40 min to find it.


Lol

Thanks for the heads up.

Curious, how long have you been with UPS?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Old time answer to that dilemma:bulkhead door pegged with a folded up delivery notice.

Fishing string to the latch

 

[Tom MacDonald]

Thanks for the heads up.

Curious, how long have you been with UPS?

Lol @ you implying that time spent on the clock loading feeder trailers means less of a chance to the truck when the employee tries to drive

 

[Nolimitz]

Lol @ you implying that time spent on the clock loading feeder trailers means less of a chance to the truck when the employee tries to drive

lay off the steroids, your memory may come back but I doubt it.

 

[Tom MacDonald]

lay off the steroids, your memory may come back but I doubt it.

Maybe Google side effects of steroids so you don't look more dumb than the ups driver that loses his truck

 

[35years]

Lost pkgs?

20 years ago I was driving across a bumpy bridge above railroad tracks, bricked out with pickup pcs.

Rear door bounced open.

10-20 packages dropped to the tracks 30 feet below...choo choo!!!

Oh well.

 

[Nolimitz]

Maybe Google side effects of steroids so you don't look more dumb than the ups driver that loses his truck

in 8 1/2 years haven't lost a FedEx trk of any size

 

[watdaflock?]

Lol @ you implying that time spent on the clock loading feeder trailers means less of a chance to the truck when the employee tries to drive

I read this repeatedly, and it made less sense every time.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

They just blend in?

Civilians routinely pile into our parked vehicles with the 4 ways on.

 

[sox]

The best feeling was going into the back of the package car to realize your handcart was no where to be found.

Do I go back or borrow one? Stuf happens!

 

[Tom MacDonald]

in 8 1/2 years haven't lost a FedEx trk of any size

Awesome bro,

Thanks for clarifying that steroids had nothing to do with a mistake that I made driving.

 

[Tom MacDonald]

I read this repeatedly, and it made less sense every time.

Yeah my bong and the new call of duty had my rightfully distracted