Is Killing Zombies Illegal?

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Zombies, illegal to kill? I say that because a zombie must be alive if utilizing muscle and brain activity to move. If any zombie were indeed deceased, no movement would be possible.
 

BootsOnTarmac

Well-Known Member
If the zombie files a police report you are screwed. Since zombies have a hard time showing up to court, you can continue your zombie rape as you see fit.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Nope, it's a corpse. Most states define homicide as the killing of a human being. It would be unlawful to desecrate a corpse but not guilty of homicide.
Here is the problem. A corpse cannot move on its own. It is impossible. The only damage it can do is maybe a knee injury if you trip over it.
 

scooby0048

This page left intentionally blank
Here is the problem. A corpse cannot move on its own. It is impossible. The only damage it can do is maybe a knee injury if you trip over it.
Also not true. A corpse can move on its own albeit, not for very long but it can move. It's called cadaveric spasm. Like how a chicken can still run and walk around after it's been decapitated. Same for a snake.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Also not true. A corpse can move on its own albeit, not for very long but it can move. It's called cadaveric spasm. Like how a chicken can still run and walk around after it's been decapitated. Same for a snake.
How far?
 

542thruNthru

Well-Known Member
Zombies, illegal to kill? I say that because a zombie must be alive if utilizing muscle and brain activity to move. If any zombie were indeed deceased, no movement would be possible.
Abuse or deseraction of a corpse is illegal. So yes it's illegal.
 
Top