Is Killing Zombies Illegal?

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Wally, Oct 26, 2019.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Zombies, illegal to kill? I say that because a zombie must be alive if utilizing muscle and brain activity to move. If any zombie were indeed deceased, no movement would be possible.
     
  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If you rape a zombie is it rape ?
     
  4. BootsOnTarmac

    BootsOnTarmac Active Member

    If the zombie files a police report you are screwed. Since zombies have a hard time showing up to court, you can continue your zombie rape as you see fit.
     
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    The Zombie has been taken over by the virus @Wally .
    It's the virus that's alive, not the meat suit
     
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  6. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Yes, but virus or not, that zombie is a human being. Any illegal actions by said zombie is to be directed to law enforcement.
     
  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    I would be more concerned with pathogens.
     
  9. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    Nope, it's a corpse. Most states define homicide as the killing of a human being. It would be unlawful to desecrate a corpse but not guilty of homicide.
     
  10. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Here is the problem. A corpse cannot move on its own. It is impossible. The only damage it can do is maybe a knee injury if you trip over it.
     
  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  12. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    Also not true. A corpse can move on its own albeit, not for very long but it can move. It's called cadaveric spasm. Like how a chicken can still run and walk around after it's been decapitated. Same for a snake.
     
  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    How far?
     
  14. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Abuse or deseraction of a corpse is illegal. So yes it's illegal.
     
  15. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    Illegal is a sick bird. It might be unlawful though.:raspberry:
     
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  16. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    How far what? The chicken, snake, or corpse?
     
  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Corpse.
     
  18. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

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  19. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Is the chicken Jewish?
     
  20. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    A corpse is property so if you own some zombie expect some groups protesting is they look a certain way.