Kentucky. Disturbingly number one

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Poop Head, Jul 1, 2018.

  1. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Drove through many states last week, here's what I noticed.

    Most garbage along roadways: Kentucky

    Most mattresses along roadways: Kentucky

    Most vehicles abandoned on roadways: Kentucky

    Most vehicles activity on-fire on roadways: Kentucky

    Most blood on floor of gas station bathroom stall: Kentucky

    Most blood on walls of gas station bathroom: Kentucky

    Grossest bathrooms overall: Indiana

    Most wild animals dead in roadway: Tennessee

    Most domesticated animals dead in roadway: Kentucky

    Most people with yellowish fungus around their bellybutton: South Carolina

    Most people "just chillin" in the ditch along the freeway: Kentucky

    Most people walking along the freeway carrying groceries: South Carolina

    Most people that spoke in quotes of the movie "Talledga Nights; the Ballad of Ricky Bobby": Tennessee

    Least teeth: Kentucky

    Tighten up the shot group Kentucky
  2. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Only because we eat those here. Tennessee is just :censored2:ing lazy
  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    And they said Kentucky can’t be number one!!
  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Tennessee has better moonshine though.
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Please, you're from Ohio. You don't know what you are talking about. That's like someone from Georgia talking about hygiene
  6. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  7. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

  8. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

  9. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    @Old Man Jingles is from Georgia. Proves my point right there. He is a dirty filthy hippy
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  10. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    Giraffes are majestic have you ever seen those :censored2:ers fight. Outright savagery
  11. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Just sounds like a typical day in those states