Last is first

[MyTripisCut]

Pizza and his beer ....make him plump!

Plump tomatoes are great.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Great is not what Trump will make America.

 

[Future]

America will be in trouble with cankles

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Cankles are not part of an online dating profile.

 

[moreluck]

Cankles are not part of an online dating profile.

online dating???? desperate?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Profiling works.

 

[Future]

Profile ...is hard to follow up

 

[joeboodog]

Up where?

 

[Future]

Wher

Up where?

e the sun don't shine?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Shine on harvest moon.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Wher

e the sun don't shine?

Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[joeboodog]

Moon landings are rumored to have been faked.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Moon landings are rumored to have been faked.

Fake boobs are better than plump tomatoes

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Diamonds are forever unless they are returned for a refund.

 

[joeboodog]

Fake boobs are better than plump tomatoes

Tomatoes are used in spaghetti sauce.

 

[moreluck]

Tomatoes are used in spaghetti sauce.

that's "plum" tomatoes

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Sauce or gravy?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Gravy if your Sicilian, sauce if your fugazi.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Fugazi is a term that I have never heard before.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Fugazi is a term that I have never heard before.

Before I watched the movie Donnie Brasco, I had never heard it either.