Last is first

[over9five]

Lauper was a big 80s singer.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Singer used to make sewing machines.

 

[Operational needs]

Machines will run the world one day

 

[Wilson1397]

Day after tomorrow is Friday

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Friday is going to be really, really cold.

 

[Wilson1397]

Friday is going to be really, really cold.

Cold Friday will feel warm in January

 

[Operational needs]

Cold I don't care much for.

 

[over9five]

January is the month my next vacation arrives.

 

[moreluck]

January is the month my next vacation arrives.

Arrives....departs.....they're not staying with me!

 

[Wilson1397]

Arrives....departs.....they're not staying with me!

Me, myself and I

 

[over9five]

“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

 

[moreluck]

Lauper was a big 80s singer.

Singer with psoriasis.

 

[moreluck]

“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

Then along came the spider and sat down beside her.

 

[Wilson1397]

Her idea and my idea of a good time are two different things

 

[over9five]

Things would be different if I were a millionaire...

 

[Operational needs]

Millionnaire. Hmm, I like the sound of that. That will be my name after I hit the lottery.

 

[Wilson1397]

Lottery winners are usually broke in a few years

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Lottery is the trailer park retirement plan.

 

[el blanco]

plan to follow directions next time

 

[Wilson1397]

Time in a bottle was a Jim Croce hit