Last is first

[Operational needs]

Damn, ON, that was harsh!

Harsh was definitely not what I meant to be.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Be all that you can be.

 

[over9five]

Be unto others as .... something, something, something.

 

[Wilson1397]

Something tells me that I need another beer

 

[over9five]

“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

 

[moreluck]

Happy Days was a good show

 

[Operational needs]

Show me the money!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Money ain’t everything.

 

[Wilson1397]

Everything has a price

 

[Operational needs]

Price of a tire plug at the dealership is $62.50. Crazy.

 

[Wilson1397]

Price of a tire plug at the dealership is $62.50. Crazy.

Crazy?? That's highway robbery if you ask me.

 

[el blanco]

Price of a tire plug at the dealership is $62.50. Crazy.

crazy, mother of god, tell me u didn't pay that

 

[el blanco]

crazy, mother of god, tell me u didn't pay that

that, please tell me

 

[Operational needs]

Crazy?? That's highway robbery if you ask me.

that, please tell me

Me not crazy. I left. I know better. Friend did it free.

 

[el blanco]

Me not crazy. Friend did it free.

trade?

 

[Operational needs]

trade?

Trade? No. I gave him a $20. Friend's husband.

 

[el blanco]

Trade? No. I gave him a $20. Friend's husband.

damn, would have been so must more
interesting

your ride?

 

[el blanco]

Trade? No. I gave him a $20. Friend's husband.

slip a 20 in the waistband of my boxers and hold on to something

 

[Operational needs]

damn, would have been so must more
interesting

your ride?

Ride I bought this summer.

 

[Operational needs]

slip a 20 in the waistband of my boxers and hold on to something

Something your wife would burn my house down over? No thanks.