Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
Trouble is my middle name. Actually it isn’t but Im not telling you what it really is.
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oldngray
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542thruNthru
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Is it butt pirate?
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
Pirate? What are the odds that you would guess it on your first try??
542thruNthru
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Try mayonaise and cocaine for lube next time. Trust me you won't be disappointed.
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
Disappointed would be not having any mayonnaise when the time called for it.
542thruNthru
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It would be what we call in San Diego a "Manny Machado" (Mistake)
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
Mistake would be applying for a job at this damn company years ago!!
542thruNthru
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Ago is a hard word to start a sentence with!
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
With your vast knowledge of the English language you shouldn’t have had a problem.
542thruNthru
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Problem is English is my second language. I'm albino African. "Click click clock click"
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Click your heels together and you might become a black African. You don’t want to be an albino there. They get chopped into parts.Problem is English is my second language. I'm albino African. "Click click clock click"
floridays
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Trouble? She told me her name was Kelly.
floridays
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Face it, it ain't happening at your age.
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Kelly didn't tell you her name used to be Kevin, did she?
floridays
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No, she was and still is all woman. A true beauty with no make-up. I'll stop with my praise with that.
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