Last is first

[KOG72]

Rain sucks but we do need it

 

[Future]

It will rain tomorrow

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It will rain tomorrow

Tomorrow is the day before Friday and two days before Saturday

 

[KOG72]

It will rain tomorrow

Tomorrow is Thursday then one more day

 

[moreluck]

Tomorrow is Thursday then one more day

Day time soaps are a fading TV staple.

 

[over9five]

Staple guns are good for installing insulation.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Insulation is itchy.

 

[moreluck]

Itchy wool is a job irritant!

 

[BaggyPants]

Irritant liquids like bleach, vinegar, and formaldehyde are a common package disaster.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Irritant liquids like bleach, vinegar, and formaldehyde are a common package disaster.

Disaster is what my package car looks like

 

[oldngray]

like to hear that

 

[over9five]

That darn cat is at it again.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

like to hear that

That you can shove it old guy

 

[BaggyPants]

Again and again, our candidate choices are Giant Douch and Turd Sandwiches.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Again and again, our candidate choices are Giant Douch and Turd Sandwiches.

Sandwiches is what I'm having for lunch.

 

[over9five]

Lunch was a hamburger.

 

[brownbrown15]

Lunch was a hamburger.

Hamburgers taste better with cheese.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Hamburgers taste better with cheese.

Cheese is making Kim Jong-un fat

 

[KOG72]

Fat Albert wore a red sweater

 

[over9five]

Sweater puppies are my favorite pet.