Last is first

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Beer is good work is bad

Bad beer is worse. That's why I never drink Bud light

 

[KOG72]

Light at the end of the tunnel tells me I have to go back to work Monday

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Light at the end of the tunnel tells me I have to go back to work Monday

Monday through Friday sucks and so does @Future

 

[over9five]

Futurama is kinda funny.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Futurama is kinda funny.

Funny things are going on around here.

 

[over9five]

Here comes Johnny!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Here comes Johnny!

Johnny better not

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Johnny is only ignore list.

 

[Gloominati]

List? A boss told a co-worker he was on top of his list. Co-worker's response? Good, that's where I'm most comfortable.

 

[over9five]

Comfortable pillow is needed for a proper break.

 

[Gloominati]

Break trace all day till my adherence is close to 50 percent.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Percent of insane whack jobs that post on BC is over 81.

 

[Future]

81..... What in the hell can I do with that?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Percent of insane whack jobs that post on BC is over 81.

81 was the number worn by Terrell Owens when he played for the Philadelphia Eagles.

 

[MyTripisCut]

81..... What in the hell can I do with that?

That's what.

 

[Future]

EAgles fly free

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Eagles soar while pigs wallow in the mud.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Mud wrestling is not as popular as it once was.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Was is the past tense of were.

 

[Future]

Was not what your sis said