Last is first

[moreluck]

short people got no reason to live

Randy somebody?

 

[moreluck]

Live life to the fullest.

 

[KOG72]

Fullest I've ever been is after eating at a buffet

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Fullest I've ever been is after eating at a buffet

Buffet(t) concert. Cheeseburger in Paradise

 

[oldngray]

Paradise By The Dashboard Light

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Light now, dark later.

 

[KOG72]

Later I hope to be drunk

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Drunk is an altered state of mind.

 

[over9five]

Mind that first step. It's a doozy!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Doozy and ditzy are brother and sister.

 

[moreluck]

Sister Mary is good at whack a mole!

 

[over9five]

Mole has infiltrated Dr Evils lair...

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

L(eg)(h)air can safely be removed with Nair.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Mole has infiltrated Dr Evils lair...

Lair is a ty word to start a sentence with.
D*

 

[moreluck]

With this ring I thee wed.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Wed is short for Wednesday.

 

[BSWALKS]

Wed is short for Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams is all grown up now

 

[oldngray]

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Party like it's 1999.

 

[over9five]

1999 was a cool scifi show back in the day.