Last is first

[over9five]

yea @Monkey Butt is number 1 and your his number 2

"you're"

 

[BSWALKS]

Side of ceaser salad with my meal!

Meal for tonight will be a pu pu platter for two, extra rangoons and some rice

 

[Jkloc420]

"you're"

no spell checks

 

[BSWALKS]

checks in the mail

 

[Operational needs]

checks in the mail

Mail used to be exciting to receive. Now it's all junk, bad news or bills.

 

[over9five]

Bills are what sprouts out of the heads of ducks and platypus...

 

[Operational needs]

Platypus are strange looking animals.

 

[moreluck]

Animals make the world loveable!

 

[1989]

Animals make the world delicious !

fixed it.

 

[over9five]

IT is a movie featuring a clown.

 

[Jkloc420]

IT is a movie featuring a clown.

@Monkey Butt is on match.com for you

 

[moreluck]

@Monkey Butt is on match.com for you

or mypillow.com!!

 

[AsweetGirl]

"Com air bruddah mon!"
Is how Jamaicans say "Join me this way, kind sir"

 

[over9five]

Sir Galahad was the knight who found the Holy Grail.

 

[oldngray]

Grail makes a good ashtray.

 

[Operational needs]

Ashtrays are hard to find anymore.

 

[AsweetGirl]

More time to quit smoking.

 

[over9five]

Smoking is how I like my women....

 

[AsweetGirl]

Smoking is how I like my women....

Women who smoke are gross, might as well chew/dip tobacco while they're at it.

 

[Wally]

Women who smoke are gross, might as well chew/dip tobacco while they're at it.

It does present a difficult conundrum.